First sentence and I stopped there (I did scan a little of the rest)! Say, what about all the wild carnivores? Don't they eat a lot of meat? How is their pee? Magically non-toxic? Aren't the Lefties telling us bugs are high in protein?
I'm going out for a breakfast taco, with sausage...
That does it. Time for men to find their pee spot in the yard. Let the sun break it down. Or better, pee in a 5 gallon bucket, and add water for the lawn and flowers. I ain’t no scientist, but somebody needs to send me a reward.