"NOOO!!! Ya don't has ta call me Hogan! My name is Lawrence Joseph Hogan Jr. Now you can call me Lawrence, or you can call me Larry, or you can call me Joey, or you can call me Skeeball, or you can call me Larry Joe, or you can call me Junior; now you can call me L J, or you can call me H J, or you can call me LJHJ, or you can call me LJH Jr. . . but you doesn't hasta call me Hogan!"