[Leaning Right]

The creator of ‘Friends’ has quite a way to go. So keep yer checkbook out, pal. Because:

None of the six cast members were elderly.
None of them were handicapped.
None of them were Sikhs.

And I’m just getting started here.

[KarlInOhio]

You need at least 97 stars to hit every group, and even then many would be double or tripled up: you are the deaf, polydactyl half American Indian half Asian Indian transsexual.

To many there to be "Friends" so the show would have to be "Distant Acquaintances".