“So, will it be Ho, or Buttjuice, or some other unassailable oppressed minority with shiny new checkmarks and the special kryptonite shielding that renders them immune from criticism?”
Tulsi Gabbard was a better selection than Kameltoe.
Maxine and Sheila were too toxic. Michelle probably would have doomed the ticket by making it too obvious he would just be Barack's puppet.
Val Demings of Florida was on the first impeachment committee--she would have been a better choice than Kamala but she's only a Congresswoman so probably wasn't considered.