[FLT-bird]

I have two. Does that make me double sick?

Oh wait! I also have a Saiga rifle. So I guess that makes me triple sick.

Though none of them are an “assault weapon” (made up term). None of them are capable of select fire.....sadly.

I’ve managed to keep my guns from killing anybody though.

[Carriage Hill]

I have 2 Class III AR15s. FJB.

[Tolerance Sucks Rocks]

I guess my modest S&W MP 15-22 makes me half-sick. To be respectably, fully sick, I will need an upgrade.

[OHPatriot]

My father must have been One Bad Dude like Corn Pop. He owned three Genuine Battle Rifles. M-1 Garand, Mosin 91-30 and Egyptian Hakim. AR-15 pfft, toy plastic gun.