I mean, I’m not looking to get into any fights with any gods today, but please tell Pele not to mess with my coffee, man!
Throw in the virgin!
Put. The. Rock. Back.
What’s the on the ground report?
How about those people in Kilauea, Hawaii who built their homes right next to an active volcano and then wonder why they have lava in the living room.
George Carlin - Saving the Planet
https://youtu.be/7W33HRc1A6c?t=291