Hey - Arthur Carlson never told a lie in his life!
RIP Gordon Jump
Posted on 05/08/2022 3:31:32 PM PDT by MinorityRepublican
I vote on Barry S. Ya know the one with Mike stuck to his backside.
Bai fruit drinks just decreased in volume from 20 oz to 18 oz and kept the same price. 10% effective price hike.
He laughed about it at the propagandist’s dinner.
Infateconomy, brandon owns it, his whole jokeaministration does.
Yes-soon we will have the TV ad showing Kevin McCarthy pushing a disabled person in a wheelchair over a bluff-too bad people are tired of that stupid s*** and we’re not buying it...
YAWN
At least the pumps don’t shut off at $100 anymore.
“as his administration looks to further address one of the key economic concerns for voters heading into November’s midterm elections.”
Get ready for warp 9 money printing.
That’s the only certainty. I’d wager more stimmy checks “to help with the Putin/Republican inflation”
The fed may raise interest rates or not. Whatever they do it won’t stop inflation when the government hands out printed money to voters.
“Howz everone likin’ this ‘nflation, hah? Y’all like it, right? High food prices means less food. Meanzya lose weight! Good, right? ‘S’watcha want, right? High gas prices meanzya drive less. Drive less ya spend less. Save money, right? That’s good, okay? Homes are ‘spensive, right? Means ya move back in with yer ‘rents. Or take yer kids back inta help out. Families gettin’ back together, right? After long years apart. That’s gotta be good. Okay? So quitcher dang complainin’. Ya gottit good! Ya gottit GREAT! Yer welcome. Now clap fer that ya bastidges!!!”
I hope we don't get the 'Joey, baby...' Amtrack story again...
I did the weekly grocery run this afternoon and the least
expensive dozen large eggs at Shoprite were -
$3.99 Land O Lakes 1 Dozen Grade A Large Brown Eggs
A bargain at half the price...
And the BROWN ones were cheapest. Used to be the opposite -
brown used to be more expensive than white. Weird.
And the only difference between brown & white eggs?
White eggs are laid by white chickens, brown eggs by brown chickens.
That's it.
Just kidding.
Here in my area on the east coast, the TV ads have long claimed that ‘brown eggs are local eggs, and local eggs are fresh.’ Then one day years ago, I was in California and I saw the very same commercial about the brown eggs. I never believed that crap anyhow.
I don't believe the May Tag commercials either.
Hey - Arthur Carlson never told a lie in his life!
RIP Gordon Jump
But Thank-you - seriously.
I never knew all of this stuff -
I stand corrected.
Chicken Anatomy
"Each egg takes a twenty-six hour trip down the oviduct.
Twenty of those hours are devoted to shell formation.
Two hours are travel. The egg is colored in the final
two hours before being layed. In some chicken breeds, a
pigment called protoporphyrin is slowly added to the
shell as it travels down the oviduct.
Protoporphyrin is brown colored. Depending on the breed
and the chicken itself, the coating will be light, dark
or somewhere in-between."
But as God is my witness - I thought turkeys could fly.
It’s all good. There’s a lot of misinformation out there regarding the seemingly simple chicken. You would not believe the questions I have been asked over the years. But as I always say...eat more eggs!
That's my plan.
Biden: I have contacted the experts and will put Tom Brady in charge of a special committee responsible for lowering inflation.”
It’s like when you have a kiddie pool float to blow up… that’s inflation.
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