[Savage Rider]

If you are not from the golf coast, you might not understand how we love our mud bugs down here. There have been riots when they ran out of crawdad at a all you can eat festival.

[dfwgator]

There have been riots when they ran out of crawdad at a all you can eat festival.

Ear-Bending Cellmate : ...and when there was no meat, we ate fowl and when there was no fowl, we ate crawdad and when there was no crawdad to be found, we ate sand.

H.I. : You ate what?

Ear-Bending Cellmate : We ate sand.

[pause]

H.I. : You ate SAND?

Ear-Bending Cellmate : That's right!