Typical liberal half-way measures - don’t just eliminate grades, eliminate degrees as well, and instead award “participation certificates”: kinda like those participation trophies they give to even the most lame players in the kid’s sports leagues.
Instead of an actual degree designation after one's name, such as MBA, BBA, future students will have "CA" after their name.
Doing that at two schools will earn the lucky recipient a "CA CA" designation.