Liberals hate Florida like they hate Israel. They have a lot in common.
Israel and Florida both have fast growing economies, warm weather and the beach.
They both have a history, but are defined by their modern present. And both their populations are made up mostly of people who came from other places, filled with hope for a better way of life.
Liberal threats to boycott both Israel and Florida are ineffective, as both places appeal to so many people. And because of their modern nature and emigrant populations, they can’t smear Florida as an ol’ redneck State, nor can they smear Israel for any colonialist sins from past centuries.
Liberals hate both of these places because they’re happy, sunny, prosperous, prideful over what they’ve created, and committed to protecting it.
And Jews! ;)