John Kerry's Reaction to Russia Invading Ukraine is Predictably Asinine

Townhall ^ | Feb 24, 2022 | Katie Pavlich

[Sarah Barracuda]

And this is why Putin is playing chess while these morons only care about climate change and being a transgender freak

[SaveFerris]

Wow 😳

[BenLurkin]

Unreal.

[Abathar]

Gotta be The Babylon Bee.

I mean, it’s gotta be... right?

Please?

[Sacajaweau]

I was sure this was the BEE.

[maro]

If the tundra thaws, isn’t that good for Russia?

[budj]

The Babylon Bee should sue John Kerry for stealing their ideas.

[PGR88]

Russia is using 100% electric tanks, and its missiles were produced with ESG certification.

Its munitions and explosives are from completely renewable, natural chemical sources, that were produced in a sustainable way, employing women and minorities as 40% of top management

For every Ukrainian vehicle they destroy, they have pledged to plant a tree.

So STFU, Lurch.

[MercyFlush]

I have no idea what gender John Kerry is but I’ll agree with you that he’s a transgender freak!

[Magnetar]

Don’t forget they’re gluten-free as well.

[Karliner]

This is all because of climate change. Johnny swift boat approves.

[Liz]

ROTHLMCO..........

For every Ukrainian vehicle Russia destroys, they have pledged to plant a tree.

So STFU, Lurch.

[Deepeasttx]

So the czar position is back? That tells me Bammy is calling the shots behind this fake president.

[gnarledmaw]

Hes playing his assigned role.

He doesnt want anyone looking at Ukraine because too much information may be soon coming out of there.

Klaus Schwab has let it slip that a climate hoax catastrophe is next scene in the WEF Reset script. His agents need to pre plant a mind virus from time to time to insure that sheep react in an appropriately hysterical manner when the time comes.

[Liz]

I heard Kerry sent Putin a copy of Yoko Onos “ Give Peace A Chance.”

Putin sent it back.....preferred a copy of “Pardon Me Boy, Is That The Chatanooga Choo Choo?”

[butlerweave]

I thought Kerry died of COVID vaccine overdose

[Eagles6]

Particularly moronic and obtuse, even by Demonrat standards.

[GaryCrow]

Yeah, who cares about all those dead people? We’ve got to focus on the important stuff like climate change.

That bastard is completely devoid of a conscience.

[Wizdum]

Translation: I will lose so much money with this invasion.