[faucetman]

On the advice of counsel I invoke my Fifth Amendment privilege against self-incrimination, and respectfully decline to answer your question.

Rinse, repeat.

[faucetman]

Let me clarify.

On the advice of counsel I invoke my Fifth Amendment privilege against self-incrimination, and respectfully decline to answer your witch hunt questions.

OR

On the advice of counsel I invoke my Fifth Amendment privilege against self-incrimination, and respectfully decline to participate in this witch hunt.