Put the vodka bottle down Kaslin, I liked the article and was complimenting the writer’s sense of humor.
Go back to kicking your dog and yelling at the tv.
First of all, I don’t drink. I am not a tea totaler btw. Second I don’t have a dog, or a cat. Third: Why should I yell at my TV? It has nothing done to me. And finally fourth: I apologize!