If it goes nuclear, I won’t have to worry. My house is within the ‘certain death zone’ around JBLM.
Heck, if the nukes are inbound, I’ll just set up my lawn chair in the front yard.Once it detonated, for about .0000000001/th of a second, I’ll have a great tan.
Don’t forget to take a ‘selfie’.
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Nukes inbound? Grabbing the nearest woman and heading for the liquor store.