Posted on 01/17/2022 11:57:54 AM PST by Jed Eckert
Free at-home COVID-19 tests
Every home in the U.S. can soon order 4 free at-home COVID-19 tests. The tests will be completely free—there are no shipping costs and you don’t need to enter a credit card number.
Ordering begins January 19.
At least it’s priced at its value, I’ll give it that.
You don’t send it in
Good one.
Ah, America. Land of the free ... stuff.
Too late, Joe. Everybody already had it.
C/O Joe Bidet, 1600 Pennsylvania, AVE.
Glad I’m not the only paranoid one. What little faith I had in the government was destroyed by the Trump investigations and the Covid BS.
If they did this with Ivermectin the pandemic would be over.
Just like that big white van with no windows now circling the neighborhood. That dusty van with FREE CANDY! scrawled on the sides.
Order them and the next thing you know the National Guard will be knocking at your door to see the test results and to ask for your vaccination papers. No papers, they’ll weld your door shut.
Should be called the ventilator test.
My understanding is that Biden’s plan to acquire at-home Covid tests is to seize state contracts. He was notified back in October that there would be a booming demand for tests and he did nothing. So, after the states took up the slack and ordered the tests themselves he comes along and hijacks their orders to save face.
Free
Just tell us who you are and where you are....
Thank you, Comrade.
How much rebate on my taxes do I get if I don’t order any?
Yeah, thought so.
What an incredibly easy avenue for retribution/world dominance/whatever resident Biden is handing China on a sliver pu pu platter. He’s buying swabs from them that millions of sheeple will gleefully stick up their noses. No telling what they are contaminated with!
Anybody want to stick something up their nose that the government gave them for free?
They need the tests to steer the narrative and decide where they need outbreaks and what new “variant” it is?
Any FReepers actually think that the web site will work, or that any tests will be received in the coming weeks?
Are they the kind you send in or the home test?
The home test might come in handy if you ever have to go somewhere in an emergency that requires a test (e.g., visit somebody in the hospital).
Sad to say, I would not trust the government with a mail-in test.
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