[faucetman]

The “NEW” (Nu, Noo) variant?

Can they be more transparent? There is a NEW variant.

I know spelled differently, but PRONOUNCED the SAME!

“Everybody is talking about the new variant.”

“Have you heard about the new variant? No, not Delta, New variant. It’s NEW.”

[Signalman]

“Have you heard about the new variant? No, not Delta, New variant. It’s NEW.”

They should advertise it like a TV commercial. “The new, AND IMPROVED, variant. Get it now. But wait. There’s more!”