[Tell It Right]

Al Gore to us: I told yall we were all gonna burn up soon!
Al Gore to his masseuse: The stress of the global warming is killing me. Can you rub a little lower?
Masseuse to Al Gore: You don't have enough money to pay for it. Tiffany took it the last time you tried this.

[Senormechanico]

Masseuse to Al Gore: Tell you what, I’ll give you a 50% discount because it’s so small...