>THEN SHOW UP AT THE DOOR, OR CALL.
Don’t be silly. Unless we’re talking fast food, resumes come in electronically or not at all. Showing up in person will get you removed, and calling will get you in a hold queue and eventually to a HR voice that will tell you to apply online (and if you’re persistent in that way that used to impress, will get you flagged as trouble).
This automated FUBAR is the whole point of the article...
THEN SHOW UP AT THE DOOR WITH A GUN, OR CALL IN A BOMB THREAT
(kidding, kidding....)
Even Home Depot will send you to a Kiosk.