[taxcontrol]

I must be out of touch. I thought this was a Babylon Bee article.

[Kaslin]

You haven’t obviously watched the news.

[Organic Panic]

Idiot progressives. They think they can just rewire millions of years of DNA. Yeah. Because everyone want the VS catalog featuring Rosie Odonnel, Maxine Waters and Nancy Pelosi.

I had to get a nice shirt for an “emergency” business meeting a few weeks ago and target was the only store I could find. So I went in. Every female model on the posters was fat or black and all the men were gay and black. So much diversity.