Unfortunately, the Q-ship idea would not work real well here. But it might be fun to see the Reds pull up along side a ship to water cannon it, see a facade fall and a Phalanx system looking at them from about 25 yards. And then open fire.
... pull up along side a ship to water cannon it, see a facade fall and a Phalanx system looking at them
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Difficult to hide a Phalanx system on a wooden outrigger boat ... just saying