When, when, I beg of the WORLD, will the Sun come out to melt this snowflake existential traumatic view of life? Think of the effort put in by Brandeis Administration, Staff and Faculty to create this NewSpeak transposition dictionary! Ah, such quality work they have produced here that I may barf!
On the other hand I can pray that this was produced by a sophomore drinking session and then slipped under the door of the dean of student life as a prank that has gone wrong. On the second thought, I don’t think that there are sophomores anymores!
“When, when, I beg of the WORLD, will the Sun come out to melt this snowflake existential traumatic view of life?”
Not until enough people quit giving a damn about each little offensive thought. Words were never intended to not be offensive, they are in place to communicate.