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To: Red Badger

She was probably tasked with going through all the notes and prep materials, then writing a few things on a note card, so Joe could seem to understand anything that is going on.


18 posted on 06/10/2021 6:04:45 AM PDT by NEMDF
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They probably had to choose her to write it down, because if the flash cards weren't in her handwriting, he would probably get confused, anxious, and blusteringly angry.

If they had some aide write them, this is probably what would happen:


AIDE: Sir, here are your prep cards for the meeting.

BIDEN: Oh, er...okay. (Irritated) What are these for?

AIDE: Oh, they are for the G7 meeting.

BIDEN: The what? What is the meeting about?

AIDE: Well, uh, it's...ahh...

BIDEN: (Irritated) Does, uh, does er...the woman...uh, wife know about this? What are these for?

AIDE: I'm sure she does.

BIDEN: (More irritated) Well, why are you bothering me with this for? What business is it of mine?

AIDE: The, uh...cards are for you, sir.

BIDEN: (Even more irritated, eyes squinting angrily) Why do I need them? Do I have to give them to someone?

AIDE: No Sir, they are just to, uh, help you when you talk to other world leaders, to keep things straight. I-

BIDEN: (Shouting) Someone set up a meeting and didn't even bother to tell me? Where's my, er, thing, the, uh...who is that, uh...

AIDE: The Chief of Staff?

BIDEN: (Shouting louder, his hands clenching and unclenching) No, you worthless jackass! The...the...

AIDE: Your secretary?

BIDEN: (Eyes bugging out angrily) NO! What is wrong with you? Why do they send people like you around? Don't you have anything better to do?

AIDE: Let me get your wife, sir. She she can help. (Turns around and runs out in a panic)

JILL BIDEN: (Soothingly) What's wrong, Honey?

BIDEN: (Eyes still bugging out, shouting) What is going on here? They set up meetings and don't tell me, and send morons around to give me cards I am supposed to sign and mail to someone, or what, I don't know, and-

JILL BIDEN: No, it's okay Joe. We just have some people who you are going to meet, and there are some things to help you on those cards.

BIDEN: (Calming down, holds up flash cards) These?

JILL BIDEN: Yes, Joe. Just put them in your pocket for later. You don't need to look at them now.

BIDEN: (Calmer) Oh. I can look at them now. That isn't a problem. Can you get me a pudding cup?

JILL BIDEN: Vanilla or chocolate?

BIDEN: (Eagerly) Can you get butterscotch?

JILL BIDEN: I'll see.

BIDEN: (Looking at cards, explodes in anger) What the hell is this gibberish? What am I supposed to do with these things? I can't even read them, they don't make any-

JILL BIDEN: (Takes cards and looks at them, shouts at aide) You stupid incompetent fool! You are supposed to give them to me so I can write them out for him! How long have you been doing this? Don't you know that my handwriting is all he can recognize? Anything else sets him off!

AIDE: (Stuttering) I, ah...er...uh...didn't, er, ahh...

38 posted on 06/10/2021 6:56:35 AM PDT by rlmorel (Leftists are The Droplet of Sewage in a gallon of ultra-pure clean water.)
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