Reminds me of an old friend who had a string of successful auto tire stores. He saw the world from the POV of tires.
I bumped into him at a funeral a while back and the first thing he said to me was "the hearse needs a new set of tires."
Funny and on point.
This will probably never happen but it would be funny/great to own a hearse just to be able to name it “Patty”.