“I’m the kind if guy who wants to sit in a greasy spoon and think, “Gee, should I have the T-bone steak or the jumbo rack of barbecued ribs with the side order of gravy fries?”
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gMI_26oljqs
Maybe you should consider a hind quarter of Goat. LOL
We raised goats when I was a youngster mainly to maintain
shrub growth in tree areas. They would keep the shrubs
ate back.