[Theophilus]

Lies, damn lies and statistics!

or

That phrase is found in the science journal, Nature, in November 1885: “A well-known lawyer, now a judge, once grouped witnesses into three classes: simple liars, damned liars, and experts.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lies,_damned_lies,_and_statistics

[TigersEye]

“A well-known lawyer, now a judge, once grouped witnesses into three classes: simple liars, damned liars, and experts."

LOL We're gonna need a bigger manure wagon!