Get it to the kids quick! Groom while they’re young!
Increase the price while making it even more sugary. Most breakfast “cereal” is in reality just breakfast candy anyway.
Do better munching on Tootsie Rolls, At lease those resemble what they are, dog feces. Rush Limbaugh often referred to the tastes of children as being ruled by “skulls filled with mush”.
The “skulls filled with mush” are as much the trait of the supposed adults who were were in charge of training and indoctrinating the children with “skulls filled with mush”.