[Jane Long]

We haven’t worn masks, in stores, in months.

But, this is Texas.

[WhoisAlanGreenspan?]

And you and your state are an inspiration to us in the lockdown states. If only I had Ted Nugents money or didn't have my family anchored here I'd be knocking on your door tomorrow morning.

But don't worry, I can't do it. It's funny to think of the surprise on your face if I did show up; "Hi Jane, it's me, whoisalangreenspan from Free Republic, moving from socialist Michigan to Free Texas".... Sorry I've always been a dreamer of some sort. Not that kind of a dreamer! Stop!