[ponygirl]

When your boss or your doctor asks you if you have gotten the vaccine, the reply is, "Yes, I certainly did! J&J one and done! I feel great!"

And when your boss or doctor asks you if you own a gun, the reply is, "Hell no! What would I need that for?"

Practice until you can repeat from memory.

[Starcitizen]

When your boss or your doctor asks you if you have gotten the vaccine, the reply is, “Yes, I certainly did! J&J one and done! I feel great!”
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And if your boss demand proof (HIPAA be damned) then you are out of a job.