It has been known for a while that PCR tests were much more sensitive than the alarmingly efficient superspreaders, which represent only 2-10 percent of infections. Hopefully there won’t be as much pressure to get a vaccine as to wear masks.
I work at a university and we figured this out a while back. But there are lawyers.... Basically, you stayed away from college students. The grocery store was fine but otherwise no meaningful contact. You don’t get your haircut because the barber services college students. College students signal their virtue but don’t practice social distancing at all.
I get vaccinated on Friday and then 14 days.
I admire your clever tongue-in-cheek humor!