[DesertRhino]

If you get called for that jury, you really need to tell a story during the vor dire of how you got beat up by black kids every day walking home from school. And you want to be fair, but you’re just not sure if you can. Pull a nose hair to make a tear.

People love sincerity. When you learn to fake that, you’ve got it made.

[1Old Pro]

If you get called for that jury, you really need to tell a story

I listened to Rush Limbaugh on the radio for 30 years...the prosecution will get you off the jury in no time.

[deport]

Pull a nose hair to make a tear.

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LOL.......... Good one.