[HombreSecreto]

I ran outta gas.
I had a flat tire.
I didn’t have enough money for cab fare.
My tux didn’t come back from the cleaners.
An old friend came in from outta town.
Someone stole my car.
There was an earthquake, a terrible flood, locusts.
It wasn’t my fault!
I swear to God!

[Saltmeat]

“I ran outta gas.
I had a flat tire.
I didn’t have enough money for cab fare.
My tux didn’t come back from the cleaners.
An old friend came in from outta town.
Someone stole my car.
There was an earthquake, a terrible flood, locusts.
It wasn’t my fault!
I swear to God!”
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No! No! No! One of Joe’s dogs ate the SOTU speech. Probably the same dog that tripped Joe as he exited his shower naked. Joe is at his best when he is naked. Just ask the female secret service agents that were forced to watch him skinny dip in his pool.

[albie]

His dog ate the speech

[Rio]

Dog ate his speech?

[knarf]

The dog ate my speech
I lost the note from my mother on the way here
Thanks, but no, that's OK, I'm alright .... ain't I Jill ?