[1Old Pro]

I had two small shots of tequila

Honestly occifer, I only had two beers.

[glennaro]

An admission right up there with “my car insurance expired just this morning and I didn’t realize it” ... a version of the “what had happened was ...” defense tactic.

[jz638]

I had two small shots of tequila

If you are a nearly ubiquitously known celebrity going to a restaurant that has been hard up for business for the past year, does anyone really think the bartender shorts you on the tequila pours?