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To: ProgressingAmerica

I bet when Rush got to the gates of heaven, St. Peter stopped him and while flipping through the book of life he said:

“Rush, Looks like you took out a loan from God for your talent and now that you are no longer on Earth...”

Rush slightly flabbergasted replies back:

“Oh that.... What do I have to do to repay that debt I owe to God?”

St. Peter wryly smiled and said:

“The Talent is now all yours! Because as you know, in Heaven, all Debts are forgiven!”

Rush asked:

“Well now that I am in heaven and I now own the Talent, what am I to do with my time?”

St. Peter chuckled a bit and replied:

“God has a Golden Microphone that he has reserved just for you here in Heaven and you can use it from Noon to 3pm Heaven Standard time if you want it.”

Later that day in Heaven a new Heavenly Radio show started and the host of that radio show was able to say with full confidence:

“Hello everyone, I am Rush Limbaugh coming to you from the Heavenly golden EIB microphone with Talent fully paid off on, from God!”


559 posted on 02/17/2021 10:30:47 AM PST by GraceG ("If I post an AWESOME MEME, STEAL IT! JUST RE-POST IT IN TWO PLACES PLEASE")
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To: GraceG

Love it. Perfect.


581 posted on 02/17/2021 10:39:01 AM PST by CodeToad (Arm Up! They Have!)
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To: GraceG

Beautiful. Thanks.


589 posted on 02/17/2021 10:40:15 AM PST by MayflowerMadam (They HAD to kill somebody for their plan to work. RIP Ashli.)
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