Personally, I’m partial to Rule #5:
“Ridicule is man’s most potent weapon. There is no defense. It is almost impossible to counterattack ridicule. Also it infuriates the opposition, who then react to your advantage.”
Find the major flaw in each RAT buffoon, and let ‘er rip — ridicule, that is. Ridicule on every media outlet, do it every minute of every day.
Works for me! I’m in!!