Zero.
"it would be pulled with the causal deaths reported currently, which are rising above the current rate as the number vaccinated increases."
Please post where one death has been causally linked to a COVID-19 vaccine by an actual investigation. Not some 95 year old man who happened to die a week after getting the vaccine (and a week after eating a hamburger! Oh no hamburgers are deadly!).
"But of course, they all have liability waivers permanently—no liability whatsoever."
You can thank the anti-vaxxers for that. It was their avalanche of baseless lawsuits trying to drive vaccine makers out of business that prompted Congress to step in 35 years ago.
"So— y’all line up just like the steers at the slaughterhouses Quick and (not) painless."
The Moderna vaccine gave me a sore left arm for a couple of days. I've seen too many people who would absolutely trade their COVID-19 infection for a sore left arm.
You are wrong. And the data is not available. The entire point. Worldwide— check Johns Hopkins (what they haven’t been throttled with).