[1Old Pro]

I see no problem with this, this (in politician speak) is just “common sense boating laws”

Only if they are required to register their kayak, for a small $500 fee of course.

[GunHoardingCapitalist]

They will wave (ha ha play on words) the $500 kayak fee and start a buy back program of $600 per kayak, to help curb the violence of kayaking.