Good joke. Too bad she is too stupid to describe things accurately.
On a serious note, Paul McCartney and others contribute to a charity for victims of leftover landmines stepped on by children and adults in various war zones after the battles are over-—long over.
His wife had a foot amputated along with her lower shin when a police motorcycle jumped a curb and ran over her foot during a chase. She has sympathy for the children who play in a field and a mine blows up.
He divorced that one. He married another lady. The amputee wife was a scolding harridan and a cheater.
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