Congress is a bunch of butchers. The job of butchers is to carve up. When a butcher tells you he is going to heal you, RUN!!!!
Reminds me of a slightly racist Indian joke. Indian wants to become Jewish. He goes to a mohel (Jewish ritual circumciser) and he offers to do the job for $100. Indian says “Ugh. Too much.” So he goes to a butcher, who offers to do it for $10. He puts his manliness on the chopping block, butcher takes a swing with his cleaver, and the Indian says, “Ugh. Too much!”
Dumb joke, but it illustrates your point.