[mewzilla]

Speaking of a bad feeling...

From December...

Biden’s Inauguration Will Use Pricey Security Company To Secure Event

That's a Praetorian Guard.

[cgbg]

Praetorian Guard

They have a mixed historical record--assassinated (or stood by in support of such plots) almost as many emperors as they protected from assassination.

But, if Bidet wants to roll the dice, his call. :-)