Dominion Voting Machines.
When I voted this year, I was given the option of voting via paper ballot or via smartpad. Like a fool, I said paper. No more.
Next time I vote, I will vote via smartpad... and I will be so butter-fingered that I may just drop the smartpad on the concrete floor... maybe more than once.
Quite possibly, my camelback hose will leak apple juice into the Dominion voting machine as well. So sorry for that.