[LouieFisk]

“Their legal counsel firm quit them”
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Well, according to your rather unique conviction that they are the only attorneys on the face of the entire earth, they must be way too busy anyway handling over 8 billion other clients! Thanks for your deep thinkin’ indepth analysis on the legal world! Astounding input!!

[M. Thatcher]

No, genius, the legal world has closed its doors to conservatives (other than Alan Dershowitz, who is desperate to escape his Epstein island problem). See: every legal challenge since November 3.

If you have the name of a high-powered law firm willing to take on Parler as a client, post it here.

YOU CAN'T, BECAUSE THERE AREN'T ANY.