[Tench_Coxe]

That's the one. Its long, and there's some fluff in it, but pretty decent.
There is a Charles Schumer analogue in the book that suffers an ignomious fate.

[frank ballenger]

There is a Charles Schumer analogue in the book that suffers an ignomious fate.

I always wondered if someday Chuck would lecture a group of his lowly subjects, eyebrows up, peering haughtily over his half-rim glasses tilting forward while presenting his rear end as a target. For a kick or worse from behind.