[Hulka]

I find blowing a whistle into the phone most fun. They can’t disconnect fast enough and sometimes you can hear them crying or screaming because of blown ear drums.

[Noumenon]

For extra lulz, ask them if their mother is still feeding them with her left hand.

[Clay Moore]

Insist that their not from India because you recognize their accent is Pakistani. Enjoy the show because they consider it a huge insult.