What about the (very conspiracy-theory) possibility that the vaccines have ultra-microscopic chips in them to track you or control your mind? Mark of the Beast?
Cute. It sounds like you are already having your mind controlled, but I would guess that it is from media hype and not “ultra-microscopic chips”. Some people are just sheep to begin with.
This is Bill Gates’s wet dream. If there is no truth to his desire for digital signatures, why did he wipe the Internet of any trace of his statements regarding this?