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To: Roman_War_Criminal
Hundreds of black vultures have invaded the town of Marietta, Pennsylvania and they are causing tremendous problems. They are tearing up rooftops and garbage cans, they are defecating all over the place, and they “spew vomit that smells ‘like rotting corpses’ on sidewalks and homes”.

Dang! A Democrat invasion.

5 posted on 12/10/2020 10:00:42 AM PST by ProtectOurFreedom ("Inside Every Progressive Is A Totalitarian Screaming To Get Out" -- David Horowitz)
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To: ProtectOurFreedom

Probably moving in from California.


9 posted on 12/10/2020 10:04:55 AM PST by BenLurkin (The above is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion, or satire. Or both.)
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To: ProtectOurFreedom

No, not Democrats... unlike Democrats, vultures are useful, and perform a vital service. That vomit that smells like corpses smells like that because that’s what they eat, and that means if the vultures weren’t there, there would be a great volume of rotten meat, roadkill, lost boy scout bodies, etc. laying around the area unburied, full of pathogens that super potent vulture stomach acid would otherwise destroy.


21 posted on 12/10/2020 10:18:47 AM PST by piasa (Attitude adjustments offered here free of charge)
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