Heh. Now THAT was good! :-)
In all seriousness,
At this point I think news about little green men from Mars for real, is just what we need to nuke this election coup right off of the map.
The truth is out there...
Area 51, Hangar 18, the Little A’le’Inn, The Ark of the Covenant...
Hmmm, come to think of it that might be where all the Trump ballots went for safe keeping. Some US government warehouse! Top Secret! :)