"A four-alarm fire in Downtown Moscow clears way for a glorious new tractor factory, And, on the lighter side of the news, Hundreds of Capitalists are Soon to Perish in Shuttle Disaster."
> You can just say Soviet States since we’re no longer anything close to being united.
Sure we are, don’t you watch the news, comrade? It’s just a few right-wing fringe nutjobs spoiling everything...
"A four-alarm fire in Downtown Moscow clears way for a glorious new tractor factory, And, on the lighter side of the news, Hundreds of Capitalists are Soon to Perish in Shuttle Disaster."