Great post.
It reminds me of how one Business School professor of mine taught every one of us a life lesson we would never forget.
It was the first afternoon class, and three of my classmates had obviously had a couple of beers during lunch—they were laughing a little too hard—it was kinda obvious.
The professor directed every single question at each of them for the full hour. They were hard questions, and the young men were unable to coherently answer any of them correctly.
After an hour of this humiliation, the professor interrupted one young man trying to bluff his way through another wrong answer and simply said this:
“I am addressing this to all of you. Never drink during business hours. Now you know why.”
Hah! Great story.