If the knife is made by Microsoft we can escape while it updates the second time they try to use it. The first time someone will get away because they’ll have to register it and then agree to an EULA that slurps all their data.
But the third time it will work, though it will be too heavy (bloatware) ... until it unexpectedly breaks (crashes).
As another has said, Linux: the ultimate Windows service pack. Running Linux Mint 20 with the Cinnamon desktop.
lol