New Yorker Suspends Jeffrey Toobin for Masturbating on Zoom Call

Vice ^

[Savage Rider]

Now I understand why to Ben was doing that. The whole zoom election simulation was a circle jerk and that’s what he thought was supposed to do.

[5th MEB]

He was just demonstrating the fact that he’s a MASTERdeBATER.

[Prince of Space]

As appalling as Toobin’s actions are, I’m equally appalled that CNN apparently rehearsed what they’re gonna say on election night. WTF??!!? Are they incapable of thinking on their own? (Rhetorical question.)

[bigdaddy45]

Dinner time at the Toobin house must be interesting tonight. “Anything interesting happen at work today honey?”

[RooRoobird20]

I thought the 2016 election was a hilarious hoot. But Toobin wh@cking off when he’s supposed to be helping Plugs practice for the debates is a HOWLER!!!

BEST!

ELECTION!

EVER!

LMAO LMAO LMAO!

[grey_whiskers]

[Lockbox]

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Sitting in a Zoom Meeting

Eying little girls with bad intent

Snots running down his nose

Greasy fingers smearing shabby clothes, hey, Toobin....

[SamAdams76]

I’m stealing that!

[silent majority rising]

His main mea culpa was that he got caught, not that it might be wrong or perverted to be jerking while talking to other folks on the phone...perfect CNN ‘expert’.

[ImJustAnotherOkie]

Office rule #1: Don't jerk off at your desk.

[Swanks]

Dick gate

[Gator113]

Well, Jeffrey Toobin is a democrat, don’t they all do that while at work? Did he have a pussy hat at his desk?

Perhaps instead of calling them democrats, we should refer to them as PERVERTS.

I am starting to understand why there are so many “technical difficulties”.

[genghis]

Come on it is a lot worse than that

[Gator113]

Likely child porn history.

[mikrofon]

Henceforth to be known as “Jeffrey Stoobid”…

[bort]

So a jerk-off got caught jerking off. Perfect.

[rlmorel]

"I said 'THE TABLE' not 'THE CABLE'!"

[jdsteel]

“ They said, “election.”
He heard “ erection.””

So there was an Asian on the Zoom call?

[Verginius Rufus]

He was multi-tasking, doing Bible study. Genesis chapter 38.

[Brown Deer]

https://www.breitbart.com/the-media/2020/10/19/jeffrey-toobin-called-andrew-breitbarts-claims-about-anthony-weiner-outrageous/